pirate queen

Sometimes I need to remember that who I am is a big trashy girl with dyed blonde hair, pink cowboy boots, and a leopard print britney spears jacket who drinks too much and rocks out with the black mascara better than anyone. And fuck anyone who doesn't like it. Even when I'm still in the breakroom at work trying not to cry and fuck up my eye makeup, I'll keep being bouncy and outrageous. So there.